This was a tough one, gang! We wanted a beach movie, and we got one. But the monkey’s paw guaranteed that our beach movie would leave us unsatisfied, and that we’d have to edit around a number of interruptions while recording.
But as a bonus (or a further insult?) we start with a clip from Randy’s days as a National Porno Radio correspondent. Anyway: watch out for mysterious suntan lotions and be careful if anyone asks to bury you in quarry gravel. We promise this will make sense!
Cast and Crew: (Not entirely correct. Oh well!)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0128657/
Full movie:
https://xhamster.com/videos/barbara-dares-surf-sand-and-sex-1839967
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